I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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