wanna go halves on a baby?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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