just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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