You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Screwed.edu
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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