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oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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