Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.