i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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