Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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