Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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I'm getting married
To pizza
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Let's get the cat blown out
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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