Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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