He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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