Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
