You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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