She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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