i just google imaged poop.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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