I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Someone signed my nipple.
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