Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
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I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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