Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
they need to just BURY HIM!
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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