you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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