I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Terrible idea I love it
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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