You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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