just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I need to align my fucking chakras
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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