i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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