who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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