I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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