It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.