Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.