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• (845): View more from New York

  Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.

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• (619): View more from California

  im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up

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• (713): View more from Texas

  So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind

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