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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?

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(314): View more from Missouri

I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium

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(313): View more from Michigan

I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.

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(618): View more from Illinois

We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.

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