I want to make a zoo with you.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
