there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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