You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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