You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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