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(708): View more from Illinois

you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?

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no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?

(920): View more from Wisconsin

he wasn't. neither were you.

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(905): View more from Ontario

he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face

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(619): View more from California

he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.

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(224): View more from Illinois

Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.

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