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alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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