Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
