I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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