i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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