Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
They are going to name an STD after you.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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