love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
