Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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