I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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