I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Randomize
