omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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