hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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