i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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