So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
