I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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