Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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