at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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