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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee

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• (212): View more from New York

  I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM

  (909): View more from California

  I'm scared to ask why.....

  (509): View more from Washington

  1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.

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• (805): View more from California

  My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there

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• (+86): View more from China

  Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  "you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"

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• (352): View more from Florida

  This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner

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