did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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