Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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