He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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