You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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