He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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