This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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